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Carry your pride with a side of sass with our “The (Cis) Heteros Are Upset-eros” Organic Cotton Tote Bag. Made from durable, eco-friendly cotton, this bag features a bold, humorous design that’s perfect for showing off your queer pride while making a statement. Whether you’re shopping, going to class, or out on the town, let everyone know you’re here to stand out and have fun!

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! This product is made for adults. The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning. Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC. Gay Pride Apparel / 10003 / info@gayprideapparel.com
Shipping
Shipping takes 2-3 days. Flat rate shipping of $6.89 applies to USA orders under $100 and is $11 for International orders under $150.
Giving Back
We donate year-round to non-profits. Rest assure your order will support the LGBTQ+ community.
Returns & Exchanges
We accept returns and exchanges on most items. Please contact us if you have any issues with your order!

The (Cis) Heteros Are Upseteros Organic Tote Bag

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Description
Carry your pride with a side of sass with our “The (Cis) Heteros Are Upset-eros” Organic Cotton Tote Bag. Made from durable, eco-friendly cotton, this bag features a bold, humorous design that’s perfect for showing off your queer pride while making a statement. Whether you’re shopping, going to class, or out on the town, let everyone know you’re here to stand out and have fun!

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions! This product is made for adults. The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning. Meets the azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC. Gay Pride Apparel / 10003 / info@gayprideapparel.com
Shipping
Shipping takes 2-3 days. Flat rate shipping of $6.89 applies to USA orders under $100 and is $11 for International orders under $150.
Giving Back
We donate year-round to non-profits. Rest assure your order will support the LGBTQ+ community.
Returns & Exchanges
We accept returns and exchanges on most items. Please contact us if you have any issues with your order!
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The (Cis) Heteros Are Upseteros Organic Tote Bag

Sizing Info

General Sizing Rule: stick to your true t-shirt size, all apparel is unisex pre-shrunk and should not shrink if care instructions are followed. If you want a lose fit, size up, if you want a traditional fit, stick to your size. :)


T-Shirts | Bella + Canvas 3001
Size guide
  LENGTH (in) WIDTH (in) CHEST (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
 
Sweatshirts | Gildan
Size guide
  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2

 

Hoodies | Gildan

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
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